Crushes of the Male demographic: Romantic Popularity of the Girls (By Shaderu)

So you might ask me, "Why does this thread exist?"

The answer lies in an inborn trait of the femalekind. They just looove equality. Every woman have a fetish for equality, it gets their pussy dripping faster than abs can ever.

A few days ago, renowned user SweetPotatoTheory(aka Mucus Membrane, her threading account) made a thread here that included the crushes of the female users, that she collected from dms and posted them here anonymously. The thread was a massive success and then some equality-lover-hoes started asking for a similar thread, except this is gonna contain the crushes of the guys. As half credit for her thread idea goes to me, Potato asked me to make this one.

Thus, i went for it. I just fucking went for it.

And as you all know, i like my threads just like i like boobs, - MASSIVE!

So i went all out with this one. Not only did i gather a massive messages from a large number of males about a large number of girls, i also ranked the girls based on the number of the msgs they received. Now this might be hella cheap and petty, but truth is truth. Plus i dont think ppl will complain much about the results, they are more or less acceptable.

The thread is already as massive as it is, so no more bs, LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT~~

Here are the name of the girls, and the crush msgs they received from our community guys, plus some people from other community, and some small commentary by me on every girl cause i'm a judgmental faggot,-

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#51. Marco

That is correct. Our initial entry is indeed the one and only, Savage Suoh aka Red River aka Marco di Stefano, who once again proves that he's best gurl, despite not being one~

“People may say you aren't a girl, but I don't care, you are the best girl to me. Your witty comments, your quirky gifs and likings, to your good taste in pretty much any medium, all make you such an interesting and cute girl. Though that doesn't mean you can't have a very harsh tongue, which may be a bit intimidating, but as long as I'm on your side I know you'll protect me, atleast in arguements. You make me feel relevant, and your penis is really cute.” –Wait wat

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#50. Eva-X

Another one of disqus's great legends, the memelord, the upvote fairy, the infamous lurker Eva-X, who's charm even heterosexual males cant resist. He too, like marco, made his way into a list that is supposed to be for girls only~

“On a place like Disqus, it is easy to begin to think of a user as their avatar; it is an inherent facet of human nature to credit words to a tangible being. Thus many traps are created. (Anime girls are too kawaii desu; the avatar of choice for a trap) But this is not what is to be shared here. This is, in fact, a confession; a confession to the most wonderful, kind, and meme-licious user. A legend amongst those who were part of that heven known as BDYEA where gorillas ran loose and many jimils were rustled; the meme master who GIFed like you couldn't believe, the sacred one. I told myself that I must not defile the sacredness of this most honored figure. Alas, it was to no avail, I could not help but feel the strongest of feelings of romance towards The Legend. The epitome of compassion, kindness, and a mean ability to rekt those who were despicable What was not to love? 

And who was this transcendental being? 

Eva-X ― The "X"is silent. 

Eva-X I love you. I love you from the core of my being. I would love to share cold nights, dirt diapers, and early morning *** with you but my utmost wish is for your well being and success in all things you do. If that does not include me, I shall say farewell to that dream unbegrudgingly, never forgetting the kindness you extended. Thank you for showing me the world is actually worth living in; you saved me from a living death after I had already given up. I now know beyond all the grim shines that single light. You were that light to me. Ganbatte, my dearest!” –Anonymously epic gay dude

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#49. Share aka IPEEDSOHARDILAUGHED

Ded user who was quite famous around this part for her looks and frankness. She used to hang out with females more than males. not questioning her sexuality but it might explain why she didnt get as many as one would expect

“she has fine looks , has lot of dogs, she's usually calm and listens to my favorite band” -Anonymous

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#48. YunYun

Some gurl from AW. Not many knows her, but those who do, loves her dearly. 

“tell me who's your crush lazy kitty and I'll give some lazagna Hello, hope you're doing fine. I really miss our girl's talk. Damn... I really miss our convo” –Anonymous

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#47. Secret princess

Some ppl just want to keep both their AND their crush's name hidden. welp fair is fair.

"You can be such a kid sometimes and when I get angry then you have your way with words that make me unable to leave you alone. Why you so cute?" - Ye Y?

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#46. Another Mika

I vaguely remember her from old BDYEA, guess she's still available in dms

“I know it sounds dumb, but I like you. We talk everyday and I can't help it but have a feeling of affection towards you.” –Anonymous

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#45. RandomCyberGirl(ded old user)

Or rather, a discord fag. She became very much active on discord after deleting her disqus. As chill as she's alaways been, I mainly remember how she claimed that her boobs grew from 36C to 38DD in a month. But i get along with her really well so that's awesome

“I ran towards you and you ran towards me. OwO but we part our ways in the end. I hope we could talk again sometime you really fun around and kyoot >//<” –Anonymous

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#44. Atikah

Heard she's more popular amongst females rather than males, i'll leave it at that~

“Aatikah, definitely, she is such a sweetheart, she always puts me in a better mood, even when I'm feeling pretty low, and the advice she gives seems like she really cares about what's going on, truly a selfless and wonderful person..” –Anonymous

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#43. Anette Anzu

100% waifu material, but too young, too pure and too cute to be considered one yet.

"From the first time I meet you, I felt something tugging at my heart. I really don't know what it was, or what I was feeling. But as I keep seeing you everyday, it gets stronger. Now I know I'm in love with you." -Anonymous

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#42. Tsubaki

Knows for making threads about only and only sexual stuffs but is apparently kinda pure(???). She's jolly and uses weird weeb stuffs, but overall cool and curvy. 

“I have an internet crush (kind of sort of not really) on this one rotten girl. She's kind of a little very crazy, and she is a stupid fujoshi. But besides that we mix very well. And if you're reading this, Tsubaki, I'll see you in the dms” –Anonymous

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#41. FatCat

As far as opinion goes, imo she is the best female user of DBM. As far as facts go....yeah, still the best girl of DBM. She's possibly one of the most calm, reasonable, wise and understanding female user i've come across. And have those two quality called "humor"and "common sense" that's quite rare among humans with vagina. Obviously, she's strictly taken by our owner Hen so there's no way ppl would dare crush on her, but somehow one random mofo did. May God have mercy on him.

"Because she is just so ugly. I like ugly girls, and they are very humble. However she is a bitch, which i always like. She fits the categories i need in a lady" –This is not from Hen

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#40. User L 

The sender kept her identity secret. Cuz he a faget

“You know I like you, but I don't think you take me seriously. I think you're the absolute most adorable thing and it makes me sad to see how much anxiety you have. You're sweet and kind, and you're a nicer person then you give yourself credit for. I know you have some hard decisions coming up in your future but I want you to know I'll stay by you regardless of your decision, if you'll have me." –Some fgt who said he’ll reveal name on thread

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#39. User P

More crushes by fagets, yayyy

“My day starts with your "Good Morning" and ends with your "Good Night". Time passes too fast when we talk. I wish the time to slow down so that we could talk more. I know that you would be by my side no matter what and I'd as well. I didn't realize when I developed feelings for you. It was so sudden but it can't be helped now because I'm bad at holding back my feelings. So yes, I love you and I don't care about what people think.” –Mr. Patel

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#38. Laken

I never see this girl going off topic, smh. That's gotta count for something. Now, she has a lot of other qualities that i am aware of, but they need not come from me. Just read the msg below~

“a best chick i have ever met..in my entire life...poetic mind..with beautiful expressions and a utimate level of attractiveness and understanding..her prespective towards everything is ultimately marvelous...which makes me wanna SNATCH her rn...i mean i wish i can but guhhhhhh....the more i talk to her the more i realize how a beautiful mess everything is o.o she can be pretty NAIVE in times...she can even react like she doesn't care...but the reality is..she dnt know to ask about what she wants...i have to understand her needs and fulfill it..she once told me that she dnt even know how to kiss welp am here to teach her” –Anony….ah who am I kidding lol

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#37. JijiKawaii

For a 13 year old, she used to be weird, quite weird. But kinda chill too, so that kinda cancels shyt out. What's important is....holy fuck just look at the message she received!!? is that's not diabetes, idk what is

“Good whatever to everyone. I dunno if anyone here would recognize my typing shit but oh well XD. I wanna confess that I've been loving Jijikawaii for 10 months now, I dunno why but I really really love her .///. tbh I didn't really liked her the first time we met cause she's annoying and shitty to me , and I really had no interests in getting to know her more cause all I see before was a harsh loli brat, and I know ofc the feeling was mutual XD she didn't liked me too. But just this one day, I dunno what happened but we talked in vc that time and I started feeling kinda weird. Idk if its her singing or just her, but after that it changed the way I see her. From a loli brat to a disney princess (WTF) xDD sounds kinda corny but its true XD , I couldn't says KYS to her anymore and go away , cause all I want was her to stay .///. We started talking more and day by day I kept on falling. It started from February , and its December now... And I'm still in love with her.” -Anonymous

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#36. Sapphire

Lol

“I'm not really good with words so I'll keep it as simple as I can. To be honest the purpose of this thread seems empty to me but I can't leave out an opportunity to finaly express my honest feelings about you. I can't really show them up front and it always feels like a huge boulder on my chest. I block out every time you appear and out of panick start to say whatever comes out of my dull mind. A lot of the times this has led you to think I have a different opinion on you and our relation just further coldens away. I can't really help it since just at the sight of your name I lose every bit of control I have. I can't really explain it and it feels stupid at times but you give me reason to stay and not only that but I just get so happy when you talk with me even at the most random topic. Words don't really mean much, but as long as I can continue to see you around, I will never leave. You're so important yet so distant and I hope that one day I'm able to open up my true nature to you.” –Someone who needs to rethink his standards

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#35. Rina

Awwwwwww the upvote fairy how kawaii desu nyan. She's cute. yeah

“I am your secret admirer. You're my idol. But talking to you seems you won't bother replying back. I feel smol when you are around but your my idol and crass. Owo –Who the fk even is she?” –Anonymous

“i don't have discord nor do i comment a lot on disqus, idk much about myself nor am i perfect in any sense the one thing i've come to realize is that i'm greedy and i want your, love your time and everything you have to give, i love everything about you.” -Anonymous

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#34. Jer08

Another gurrrl from the well known intellectual channel AW or Atoms World. So naturally, she's intellectual ya know. She herself is well known for organizing birthdays and she's good at what she does. She is calm and mature and rumor has it that she's head turning curvaceous. i just heard, cant prove anything okay!

“I appreciate how i can always talk to you at my own pace and it can even calm me down at times, your also a really funny person. I have this strange feeling when im talking to you, i feel like i can tell you pretty much anything, like the really weird topics we talk about haha.” –Anonymous

“lemme touch and braid your wavy hair Aye, you aussie lady. Thank you as well for being there to listen to my bullshits. Please do take care with your work ._.” –Anonymous

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#33. Lana

Precocious jailbaits, smh

“Lana, I know we may not talk much these days, but I remember when so long ago you and I used to talk quite often. It was a group of us on discord, Dead Hour Faggots, we all used to talk all the time in that group. The group has died (and undergone some name changes) but my affection for you has only grown. I've never confessed this to you because I didn't think you were much for romance, especially online” –Anonymous

“I know I'm 10 years older, and you're not blonde, but my love fa u is like tiny like my molecular dick that can only be seen by sniper with microscope attachment.” -Anonymous

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#32. The only Penguin

*in DJ khaled's voice* And another one! from AW i mean.

However she's been a massive part of old BDYEA so automatically of DBM too. This jumpy, savage girl cant hardly be recognized as a girl and is great at drawing. 

“Ohohoho didn't expect to be on here did you? I am afraid of you. I'm scared shitless. But I still think you're one of the users I just clicked with straight away and get along with when we're active on the same place which is rarely ever.” -Anonymous

“Under your crude and brash demeanor, I only see more crude and brashness. And that’s what attracts me about you. Never stop being that way, or do, it’s your life.” -Anonymous

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#31. Juno

Often mistaken as a newbie guy, Junos is neither a newbie nor a guy. She prolly is older than 90% of the people here, is highly educated and mannered. She's kinda not into guys tho, i think. Doesnt mean guys cant be into her tho.

“You occasionally rekts people and it is really enjoyable to talk with you. If you are a girl then I am straight for you and if you are a guy then I am gay for you.” –She a gurl tho

“Another fella that I treasure, we've both experienced harsh things when it comes to you know what, I just wanted to tell you that just keep on moving forward and that I'm always here if theres any problem, you can talk to me^^ I may not be the most reliable person here but I'm willing to help and support you, thank you for being my friend.” -Anonymous

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#30. ShiroKuro

Weird, sweet and cute. Cant tell more cause idk what goes behind the veils of dms that makes guys go gaga for her.

“Shiro please accept my love already I can't live without you

I even wrote you a fuking song

Staring at the mirror watching my myself

Waiting on a missed call 

Wondering why you ended it all 

I know I'm not perfect 

I guess I wasn't worth it 

This bridge like a match 

Yeah I burned it” –She'll never accept it lol

“We've only been friends for such a short amount of time, but it felt like eternity. No, I don't just want to be your friend, I want to be something more. I've always loved you and I hope you feel the same. My soul might be mine but my heart is yours.” -Anonymous

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#29. Tabi

Heard she's famous among the guys on AR. No idea what's up, she seemed nice. Had a very overused ava tho, something that comes up at the top search results when you google "anime girls"

“Your presence in a thread is a miracle in its own , ///),but when you are present I feel enchanted , notice me plox sob you always upvote me and never reply ,heart_eyes NOTICE ME MY S.E.N.P.A.i” –Anonymous

“I've been noticing you a lot 

I know I'm might be like a stalker 

But I'm a very shy person 

So I can't confront you properly 

And I just hope that through my words 

you'll be able to accept me as I am 

I fell in love with you 

I know you probably don't like me yet 

But I hope you will one day 

I hope I get the courage to express my love openly 

I love you ...” -Anonymous

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#28. Asuna

lmfao...smh, this girl.

Fair warning, dont get on her bad side. No she's not dangerous or anything, but she can make your internet experience into a hell where everything is made of cactus. She's gonna hit you with her shit roasts over and over again till she gets tired. and her stamina is inhuman.

She's still one of the funniest and most savage female users tho, plus rumor has it that she's quite pretty. 

“she is like a complete bitch...but the more she is rude to me..the more it makes me to like her i mean....if she just scold me for a min i feel like am very special to her than anyone” –Anonymous

“Asuna is such a bully to be honest >~< I saw her around a few months ago and I just loved how she made everyone feel like shit. I’m glad these are anonymous messages because I would not want her to know that I’m the one getting turned on every time she makes a comment belittling someone - and if that someone is me, oh man - I lose it” –Masochist across the road

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#27. Shin

The Chinese Goddess from AW is anything but "Made in China". Elegant with her words and wit, fancy with her knowledge, she's one hell of a person. Too op for people to even consider crushing on her.

“be the next empress of your dynasty... miss your elegant voice. I know you've been busy but I hope you're doing fine and good as well.” –Anonymous

“You are probably the closest human, who has almost the same taste as me in most stuff, and ontop of that you are pretty smart, sometimes i feel vacous while conversing with you, but then i look at the bright side, oh hey im learning new things, this is a plus, your pretty sweet aswell, always a pleasure to talk to you even though we haven't talked for quite awhile, hope you pop by more often, anyway if you are reading this, do recommend me some movie, kinda dry on movies atm.” -Anonymous

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#26. Illogical

Not sure how many knows it, but Illo is a very old user and she's been around for a while. She's from Puerto Rico and her language is meme. Well known for her love towards yaoi and her insanely maniacal laugh in vc. She's a very entertaining person to be with to say the least, and her hair is like Merida from Brave.

“You are one of the few people to actually ever stay in touch with me, and it is a lot of fun talking to you. I feel like I can actually tell you things, which can be comforting when I feel all alone with the social issues I have making it feel like I can't talk to anyone. And your nice thighs are a plus aswell.” –Anonymous

“We've been friends for a long time now, and you've become somewhat of a special entity to me. You've shaped my life in way I wouldn't have expected, and I think I've come to love you for it. You've helped me through dark times, and let me help you through some of yours. I know you live far away, but if I could one day meet you in person I'd be the happiest I can get in life. I love you, and that's not an exaggeration.” -Anonymous

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#25. Naomi(blonde cringe one)

She used to go nuts over Cloud and was very very weird and cringe. Kinda good at making raps for some reason. Has decent looks. Prolly flirts with every guy on discord. Not sure about her current status with Cloud

“To that kinda sorta special-ish one: You are always a blast to be around, every moment we spend together is fun. Though others might not approve of you I will not take heed and continue as I am spending my time talking to you and listening to everything you want to say. I find you cute and bubbly, and everything you say makes me laugh (for better or for worse). I am glad to have met you and hope you will stick around with someone as insignificant as me forever and ever.

Ugh if only cloud wasn’t in my way” – Cloud’s anonymous hater

“You came as a raider in the chatroom on the time when I was a chatroom mod. I was on a banning spree,my nazi senses were beyond accurate at that time,but when I saw you,you decided to post gore,I had decided to give it a chance since you looked like an innocent soul who was trying to find her place in that chatroom,so I had decided to not ban you and let you enjoy your time there. Enough with introductions really,it all began when I saw your irl and your beautiful blond hair. I thought things like that only happened in the anime world or something like that,but then you began to treat me nicely even after I had done nothing to deserve that love in the first place. I figured I was not worthy simply. I hope you may find someone who is worthy of your love in this world that isnt me. Dont worry,even if people object you,I wont.” –Anonymous guy from FF

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#24. Psi User

She had a very shit taste and very shit logic behind the comments she featured. And her humor could use a lot of work. But she had this weird charm that one one could explain. Too bad she's not on disqus anymore. Ppl still remember her tho. i mean, just look at the size of those msgs

“I loved her the moment I heard her voice on a vc with her,god only knows how my happiness knew no boundaries at that time,my heart quickly got the most ecstasy feeling I ever had on my whole life. I adored how me and her always managed to carry the channel on our backs,day after day,night after night,making threads and sending invites,I just knew,no,MY HEART,just knew this synergy was all but a message from the gods of love,telling me I should just go onwards. When I heard people who critized her about "Shit fcs" and "Comment more" My anger would be uncontrolable,those motherfuckers WOULD dare to actually talk shit when they are shit themselfes,so fucking Ironic. But it was all going well until she got demodded,this broke her heart,I knew I just couldnt waver about this no longer,so I had to put all the work I could for my beloved one. The moment I noticed,you were writting the most emotional messages I have ever seen,our dms will never be the same,we used to make the server lit. Not anymore,you disappeared from my life,DBM just isnt what it is without you. So please come back,I truly Adore you.” –Anonymous

“Hey Psi. I really miss you. You have been gone for a long time, but I'll still welcome you with open arms if you come back. You will always have a place in my heart~ <3 em="">

Love,

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(binary to ascii, ascii to morse, morse to text)” –Random smart guy

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#23. Kyoko

Well known and well loved mod of renowned anime channel Anime Related. Generally knows to be a tsundere, she's quite the romantist.

“OwO Your my one and only one-chan and ate. I highly looked up to you. Thank you, you are always here for me and even not (That I don't want to happen) I am the who will be there for you.” -Anonymous

“You are one of the best mods I've seen , you give a tsundere like vibe which I totally don't like but I am still drawn to you coz I am obviously retarded. Be mine” –Anonymous

“i made a lover letter for you before, but i couldn't bring myself to post it, i like everything about you and i've been lurking your pfp lately and it gave me weird boners thinking about you, oh what i would do to meet and fuck you irl” –Anonymous

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#22. Galaxy

Our favorite article writer. Great with threads, high on knowledge, nice to all, sweet as a cherry. Overall 10/10

“she loved the same artist as me and i think she could relate and share the emo-ness when he died” - Anonymous

“So basically I like Galaxy cause she is chill and doesn't act too cute like Haru or too horny like Tiarra” –Anonymous

“You are more than the sun, greater than the stars, deeper than the beauty and depth of Mars my mind revolves around you more than the moon to the earth from your caringness I feel your glow, I could never fight against your flow. You are more than just a space that defines gravity, you are our Galaxy" -Anonymous

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#21. Wash

Wash is a cringy teenager who is still loved by all(most) because of how nice and friendly she is. 

“My disqus crush is wash, to be honest. Wash has always been nice and friendly too me. Errytime i see wash's comments like, "ok, agree, hmm, lol" I get wet. I'd confess my love to wash if that piece of shit called kybe didn't existed. Why the fuck does wash loves that good for nothing fag even. Like, I'm clearly better than kybe, but still why no choose mi wash. I'm also a fan of wash's modding skills, I want to see wash as mod again. He's the definition of what a good mod is.” –Anonymous

“You’re fucking coolio famalam. Coolest of the cool” –Anonymous idiot

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#20. Shiori

Easily one of my favorite female users. She's really sharp, witty, good taste in anime and music and movies, has great sense of humors and occasional savagery. Gets along with people wonderfully well and makes you feel like you've knows her for years, even when it's not the case. And then you realize, that you actually know next to nothing about her.

“you are like an old middle aged housewife who watches tv soaps for daily dose of spice and drama, but I still cant stop thinking about you” –Anonymous

“We get along pretty well tbh. I wish we could be closer, we think alike. There has been numerous time when she wrote what I was thinking, that made me interested in her. I feel like i deserve her more than fappy. FUck that faggot.” –Anonymous rival of Faptain

“Sorry Zeph fuk you I realky like your girl. She is same age as me but she is my senior in terms of studies. She is intelligent and really cool. I like her. Her tsundere beating makes my masochistic heart start moaning.” –Anonymous rival of faptain no. 2

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#19. Coconotnice

In contrary to her name, she is quite probably one of THE most nicest and sweetest person you can ever find, and genuine too. Like deep topics and a meaningful conversation. Hard not to like her.

“you're an idiot, but I like that side of you. it's not love, but yeah I like you.” –Anonymous

“Your name is suggestive that of your personality. Your sweet and compassionate nature towards everyone is what makes you shine. And it is exactly that which attracted me. Cocopops is one of my favourite cereal after all. –Anonymous

”Okay, this gives me a chance to pay her back on that bday thread she made for me...which I missed...but okay, let's start off with the fact she's best disqus girl, she makes everyone else mentioned on this thread pale in comparison, now we all have a right to our opinions on who best disqus girl is, but it's just that Coco beats all the other trash disqus girls all day everyday. So what I'm trying to say is your trash opinions mean nothing. This is a war, the moment the person who came up with this thread idea the war began and I hope you've joined the winning side which is CocoNutNice..the rest lost the moment I made this post for Coco. But Alas, more about her and less about the holy war.

Let's start off by how she's just generally chill and nice, never trying hard to impress anyone, always herself, doesn't bitch about pretty much anything, she's also got the sarcasm game on point now, I blame Horny for that, i'm sure it was that trees corrupt influence. She's funny, kawaii, kakkoi, sugoi, Coco besutogāru desu. –Some black guy

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#18. Minus

Initially coming off as formal and generally cold and distant, minus is one of those people who's "just like that". She's as honest as it gets, is very intelligent, logical, helpful, respectful of others. Having a conversation with her always feels so worth it because of how sincerely she puts her input. She's a hardcore gamer and extremely beautiful. I mean, holy shit have you even seen her!

“she is definitely attractive, and she plays hella games, that's an automatic wife right there, plus she has a heart of gold, who doesn't have a crush on her?” –Anonymous

“Hey so Minus, you might not know me too well, but I think I like you. I don't know if I'd call it a crush per se... but I do feel affection for you. You seem to be pretty smart, and I think I first noticed you might be special when I saw your avatar. It was from Medeka Box, a manga I quite enjoy, and not many people I know have read it. I think that was when I first started to grow whatever these feelings are” –Anonymous admirer

“minus is pretty and mysterious she doesn't get triggred easily and plays a lot of games. Someone I’d definitely love to get to know better” -Anonymous

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#17. Mahiru

She has issues. Lot's of issues. Now, everyone has issues, her problem is that instead of getting over them, she uses them as excuses. Regardless, when in a good mood, she can be quite lovely, no doubt about that. She just needs to become less sexist. Been a while since i blocked her, i should prolly unblock her in this thread.

“Hai hai Mahiru~ Er, that was cringy, sorry u.u I think the reason I like you so much is how cheerful you always are~ Whenever I'm feeling down, a convversation with you makes me feel so much better uwu If I could I'd love to get to know you irl, but I'm a bit of a coward, so I doubt that'll ever happen" - qwq From your secret admirer UwU

“Mahiru, absolutely fucking nuts, seriously, crazy as hell, very petty and obsessive, but at the same time so caring and sweet, depending on the day of the week she can either be batshit crazy, or one of the cutest people around, she has a lot of flaws, but who doesn't? I really enjoy talking with her, which by the way she is a great singer, and I'm glad that I got to know her, crazy bitch. Lmao” –Anonymous

“you are one of the chillest peeps on the block, regardless you are high in stock 

you never need to change becuase it's fun to rage 

I think it's breazy how talking your mind be's eazy

just wanna spend some time with you it would be sublime 

please don't ever change and block my name

or we might find some connection and set this place up in flames” –Anonymous poet

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#16. Rin-chan

She's really sweet, annoying and at times ridiculously cancer. Is quite smart, but tends not to show it. Overall, quite likeable.

“Hi hello my online crush. Hope you're doing fine and well. Sorry for being a creep when we first had our convo and calling you something that you don't like which for you is quite disrespectful. Really sorry for being a dumbfuck and foolish idiot and I admit I got infatuated by sudden feelings. Also thank you for bearing with me and my extreme retardation, for my pessimism and for listening and being understanding. xDDD” -Anonymous

“Rin’s presence always makes me so happy .///. She’s like a ray of light amongst faggots at dbm. She has the cutest profile pictures ever and she’s very smart .///. I think she reads a lot of books to be as smart as she is >~< Rin, if you see this, I hope you can guess who wrote it first time because it came from the heart. Please let me open your legs and study you like you do to those books~” – Anonymous

“O, Grand daughter of a harem king, Jojo and Gintama fan, Kybe army general, why are we not married yet?” –Anonymous

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#15. Lvshh

Another old user that i've known for a long time, but never got to talk much except random interactions here and there on random threads. All i can say is that she's extremely nice. Would have to know her better to make further assumptions.

“I like how you avoid telling me any details yet you still talk to me, halfway through I start developing feelings for you. call me dumb, but that's my feeling for you” –Anonymous

“Well, you know who you are. and i know you are busy with a lot of stuff, but i love how when we get on dm, we just cant let each other go. so i dont mind waiting for you, you're worth it :' )” -AnOnYMous

“The sweetest user i've ever gotten to cross paths with thus far. I thank my lucky stars every day, that i've ever gotten the chance to meet such a wonderful person throughout my day to day ~ I first met you on a thread. You were so welcoming as well as forthcoming despite the fact it was our first time in exchanging words. I took a liking to you instantly dear. You could say after a while of getting to know you, it devoloped into a small crush in to which i held for you. Up until today it still remains the same. You're still the same gal, to which i fell for back on that day. You're the type of person to take a step further than the rest, for that you stand above the rest. I adore every characteristic and aspect of your nature. I hope to still be there throughout your future ~ <3 nbsp="" span="" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; border: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">- Someone awesome

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#14. Lostsoul

Somehow she's nice to everyone but me, and constantly trying to pick fight and getting triggered by everything i say. Regardless of her personal grudge against me, she makes good threads and comments, is very loving and caring. Tries to be mature but cant help her real age at times. Overall, quite good.

“Probably the person who interacts with me the most while she's on, in a warm way, I can't say I necessarily have a crush on her but she's probably the person that's closest to it atm, She's usually the first person I look for when I hop on and the only person to concistantly greet me, I like her threads and shes a fun user.” –Anonymous

“LostSoul, I've um.. never really admitted it, but i kinda like you.. like um.. whenever i see you around, i just.. i smile immediately and my mood changes from whatever it was to happy.. i can't find the courage to confess to you because i'm shy .~. i hope this finds you well and i promise one day, i'll reveal my love for you >.<” –Anonymous

“Luna, nobody seems to get you and you feel you're on your own, but listen pretty little 12 year old lady......i know your heart is aching and you feel like the road is end but you don't have to be alone so baby don't overdose or cut, i love you with my body soul and heart to death, would greatly appreciate If you change your username from #fuckmetolove me to something else..” -Anonymous

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#13. KAZE(70% discord fag)

Very feisty, very jolly, very lively, very friendly, very caring, very thicc. She is the type of trusted friend that you can gossip and shit talk people behind their back. idk about you guys, but for me that's the pinnacle of friendship.

“well she's a bitch, rude, and kinda creepy, but cute too, personality wise, and looks wise, and she's really fun to talk to, I can't name a time where I've had a conversation with her that wasn't enjoyable.” –Anonymous

“if I could put it to words what you mean to my entire existence , I'd be the luckiest man alive. Everytime I spot you passing by and the lads all turn their heads towards you I bring my leadership in front and keep them at ease , I show them the path of respect and prosper enthusiasm for the delicacy of the beautiful joy that you bring. I'm left almost breathless every second my eyes stay connected to you , a heartbeat so high that leaves me struggling to comprehend anything other then you. You are my entire reality and everything that surrounds you is left at shade and eternal darkness. I'm honored to be left in your grace and gifted to represent a worshiper of your soul. And to tell you the truth love is not enough and neither the right feeling to explain our bond. I could go on for days about me and you and our days together but I can only say this. Without you i'd simply be an incomplete piece in the puzzle.” –Holy Shit

“She's nice and friendly to everyone,fun in VC and is thick. Feisty asf and is cringy sweet with her girlfriends. It’s so refreshing to have her around and I cant help but like her” -Anonymous

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#12. Cinder

The new user who rose to popularity so fast, everyone got like "fuck just happened". 

Cinder is well known for being precocious for her age, ecchi/hentai ava and her suggestive(sometimes directly sexual) comments. Typically such a person would be known as a "hoe" communitywide, but somehow everyone(most) loves Cinder. And i'd say that i do get the reason behind that. Even without the so call "succing", Cinder is still sweet and lovably charming to all and is a hardworking mod. No reason not to like her. She's damn good looking too, dont pay heed to rumors about her forehead size. 

“You already know me, I'm not the most active on disqus and you know that. I only ever go to the threads you reccomend and I like all of your comments. I really like you and just wanna be with you. We live far apart and one day I hope to met you. I love you dearly with all my heart I hope the love you got for me is genuine. And I know I'm one to get real jealous when you act weird to other guys I don't wanna see you with anyone other than me I know that's selfish but the thought kills me because to me you're precious.” –Anonymous

“Lewd avas are the best >.< It's impossible not to fall for a girl who appreciates the art lewdness” –Anonymous

“cinder-chan.. you don't know me too well.. but seeing you around.. i blush all the time >,< you're so kawaii and the way you act for attention makes me love your innocent soul more and more, i really want to date you but i don't think i'm your type :(“ –Anonymous

“CINDER ALL OF YOU'RE FUCKING COMMENTS GET WANTING TO FAP STOP TELLING US ABOUT HOW YOU'RE VAGINA IS TIGHT OR THAT ITS ITCHY” -Anonymous

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#11. SweetPotatoTheory

Possibly the smartest female i have ever met on the internet and undoubtedly my THE most trusted friend, the only person to whom i actually share my "problems". I dont think i need to say more, her charisma is pretty well known everywhere.

“Potato, SPT, Mucus Membrane whatever she feels like going by, she's really nice and seems to genuinely listen and care about what I say, maybe not necessarily a crush, but a deep admiration, at the very least.” –Anonymous

“crispy chicken wings chips.... much crackling. I don't know what to say but I hope you're doing good and fine now. Hope your period has stopped by now. :P and no matter what, you always have my best wishes. Take care of yourself and be happy always” –Anonymous well wisher

“po chan i hve a crush on yah..........(.///////.) ok. Thou care too much, know far too much. Tho hither thou wither, tho thither thou glitter. hue,hue,hue,hue,hue,hue,hue,(O,O)” –Dis is sum shyt

“If I had a senpai other than Rui, I'd want it to be Pochan, superior being of AW and FFT, pls notice me. I remember meeting her on a FFT thread were me and Ebola Chan were messing around in and started t see her make legendary thread after legendary thread, one user I look up to after Master QB >...<” -Anonymous

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#10. Raven

If i started talking about the reasons why Raven is one of the most awesome female user to exist, it'd take me longer than it took me to make this entire thread. Not gonna go there, just know that her friendliness, liveliness, sweetness, taste in entertainment media, humor and knowledge is unparalleled. She is also a strong and ambitious young lady. Blessed be her soul, Jai Shri Krishna. 

“You are a really sweet girl. When I talk with you its fun and enjoyable. You are so initiative in a convo. You are so sweet that you can make friends with anyone in this world. Will marry you soon <3 nbsp="" span="" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; border: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">–It’s a fucking marriage proposal

“I dont think why I should give a fucking reason to tell why I like you.You are sweet , kind and smart.I feel like I could write a paragraph about you but then lmao It would be not 'okay'.I just want to tell that whenever I see you..this quote comes in my mind "The most stupid thing in the world , is acting like a friend to the person you love" –Anonymous

“I do not remember when we first met, in fact I don't remember much from you at all. However, there was a time where you piqued my interest, your wings spread wide open, your eyes glistened and your face was as eloquent as the moon in the night sky. I then truly noticed that you were a free bird, it made my heart go doki doki.” –Anonymous

“Raven is nice, cool, smart, witty, entertaining, OP, a weeb and more. One of the more admirable users like Unknown. The best user that came out of DBM as a noob, ever. nuff said.” -Anonymous

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#9. Akirin

Famous loli from BDYEA. Known to be so mature(non sexual) that almost no one could guess her age. She's witty, wise and frank, emo at times but very lovable. One of the best mods at work i have ever seen.

"…..crush...huh…...crush…...okay, Does this count as a crush? I DON’T know but The user is someone i hardly have any contact with now. She was user i once knew for a short while basically a user that was a manga buddy for me someone i could freely talk about topics or manga we both enjoyed. It was short lived though as time went on we grew further to the apart to the point where we don't even bother interacting with each other. She is simple now but a memory of the past but thinking back on the short time we spent with each other i’ll say it was fun while it lasted" –Anonymous

“Even though we don't talk as much as we used to, you were always a very interesting person. A bully, but a cute bully.” –Anonymous

“Even though we haven't spoken together much, Akirin is one of my favourite users on Disqus. She's so easy to talk to and I feel like I can trust her with anything. To all the dissapointed users reading this who didn't receive a confession, be more like Akirin. You'll get one for sure next time.” –Anonymous

“Best girl? Prolly not. she's annoying after all, but she's still my disqus sister so imma rep her, she's smart for her age, mature I guess, can have great convos with her and talking with her doesn't get boring at all, I know her for a long time now and it's fair to say she's up there when it comes to best girls. But none of the things I've said so far are the reason she's on this list. No, the main reason is so much more than that. She's number one disqus loli, jail is just a room, rape in jail ends eventually, it's worth it for Aki '3', I have 21 irl pictures of Akirin, second to no man, I may be a lolicon, incest looking freak but I speak for all the loli's that should be best girl, Akirin is best loli.” -Anonymous

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#8. Yusa

Quite literally, THE cutest and THE funniest girl i ever met. Personally one of the best mods and threaders too. I could say a lot more about her but dont want rushion to hate me so ima leave it at that~

“Do I even need to say anything? >/////< ur a fking weeb now, or more like u always are but more op now. You are too clueless, deliberately or not, you've hurt so many ppl and still wont give a single flying fuck. I like it >~<)/” –Anonymous

“Hmm why did I pick her? I'm not really interested on her but Missy happened to ship us all of a sudden and then I got curious, we barely talked that time. Out of curiosity I messaged her wanting to confirm things and I was surprised that we share alot of similar things with each other, I mean so many that I could call her the boy version of me lol. Anyways months have passed and I kept on pursuing her because I'm curious, then eventually that I realised that I am interested and I want to know her more. This feeling grew, at first I was just teasing her around that I like her and stuffs, so many things happened and It came clear to me that I was inlove with this person, no its not infatuation even though she've mentioned it to me soo many times but I insisted, I know that I love her but I can't cross the limitations and I'm fine with it. I know you know who you are that I am talking about, so here's my simple message. You're the most adorable person I've ever met, I've told you this so many times and I really love you but I guess that this is the last time that you will see me say that. I'm routing for your happiness and you know that, I'll support you whatever is going on. After all of this, keep in mind that I loved you and I still love you but its not the same love that I make you feel anymore. I get jealous, yes because when someone flirts you here it irritates me. It irritates me so much because I don't feel like he'd be worthy of you, I treasure you more than anyone else here and there are times that I only want to be with you, like really I'm gonna go crazy with these limiters but theres nothing I can do about it. Sorry for being annoying and persistent, everything I do is because I care about you, theres still things that I wanted to say to you but let me cut this short, I love you my friend~^^” –Anonymous lol

“I've known you for a long time now, since back in the Bdyea days. I always thought you were funny, but it didn't take long for me to find your sarcastic humor endearing. I've never brought this up before because I'm not a well known member, I only ever lurked during the bdyea days, and I rarely even comment on DBM. I just thought this thread would be a great opportunity to let you know about my feelings for you, even if they'll never be mutual.” –Anonymous

“Can't leave you out sadly, one of my favorites but you are a faggot, well she's funny, prolly one of the funnier one's on disqus and has a tact for blending in anywhere which reminds me of Kuroneko, well not much to say really, cool, friendly, noobs like her a lot, overall one of the more quality users when she want's to be and can be one of the more cancerous one's when she wants.” –Anonymous channel owner

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#7. Cuntish

She's chill, has a good sense of humor and is quite open to most things, which are huge plus points to her likeability, almost as huge as her boobs. She's generally friendly and get along with people easily, when she's not in a bad mood. Would've said more good things about her if she didn't delete account, but as you can see, she still got a decently large amount of confessions regardless, and would've gotten more if Coffey wasn't such an useless lil bitch.

“i like her because she has a 36D according to Arun which is definitely nice, she watches a lotta porn and admits it, and seems honest in general” – anonymous

“I had a crush on her for some reason. Don't even know why. She used to be cool tho, I even thought of meeting her. Too bad I lost all interest now.” –Anonymous rude faget

“she is kinda hilarious and have a weird sense of humor...but at the same time she is very emotional on the inside which makes me to fall on her lap...” –Anonymous

“Absolutely adore her. The comments she makes instantly make me want to do a backflip - they’re so bad but honestly I love persistence. She keeps on trying and she has fun. That’s what’s so special and different about her from all the other girls.. cuntish, if you read this, I hope you know you’re the only one for me and I hope you come back stronger than ever .////. ~ your secret admirer /u\ “ –Welp

“Here I would normally make a joke about liking your cunt, but I'm a mature individual so I'm going to take myself seriously. You are chill, and funny, and usually a pleasure to be around. It's also very easy to let out depressing feelings around you as you are even edgier than me. Also, nice cunt.” –Anonymous

“Tries to act all cool and edgy but she just enjoys the time she can spend with people and the friends she makes. She will never admit it but she's not so cold-hearted as everyone believes.” -Anonymous

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#6. Megumi

Semi-well known user on disqus, and extremely well known on discord, Megumi is one of the most hitted on user of discord anime community. For good reasons too, she's unbelievably good looking and her smoky seductive voice is to die for, it's an experience that you need to get to understand. She is known for her reserved and mature demeanor while being wise with her words. Having a knack for art and interest in philosophy, she also happens to be very caring, encouraging, helpful to anyone who seeks help, and a woman of a strong solid personality who knows how to hold her ground and strongly uphold her beliefs.

Problem is, she is too stubborn to admit faults and is hella fucking annoying which most people tend to look past cause she's nice to all. 

“She’s one of the two users I talk most to, I'm often challenged by her and I feel like I get something out of our conversations and she always sees something completely different from me so it's fun trying to see things from a completely separate pair of eyes, And also theres the fact her answers are never wrong but unsatisfying so me being stubborn try to queston it but it's not wrong and it's a ENDLESS LOOP GOD DAMMIT!I never win...” –Anonymous

“definitely a 10, wonderful personality, bombshell body, plus a hella dope accent, in fact if any man claims not to have a crush on her, i will fight them. She's amazing.” –Anonymous

“no one knows about this feeling i have for you other then 3 people.....please forgive me i can't seep at night at least not alone, not any more, not since i found what i've never went looking for and now you're in my head and i can't stop thinking about you, you're the kindest, cutest and most adorable thing i've never seen....irl pls” -Anonymous

“Megumi-Chan is someone I look toward with admiration >~< she likes helpless guys and I’m more than happy to be helpless for her >~> I want her to bully me like I’m a fat guy in McDonald’s being refused a 20 McNugget sharebox <~<“ –Definitely into femdom

“thank you for being concerned about the issue back then... Please do braid your hair cause for me it suit you well. Also when will be the wedding between you and Coffey? Don't forget to invite me. JK. Anyway, your maturity is quite admirable but sometimes you seem like a brick wall as far as I've observed. Basically an impression.But I still admire your steadfast but caring nature greatly” –Anonymous

“What I like about Megumi is that despite her hard outer shell she has a soft inside that many don't get to see. She works hard in her studies despite despising all the assignments she gets. When she's on she's a very good listener and even gives advise on what to do. Just think she's like a diamond in the rough, if you look hard enough you can see beyond the hard edges.” –Lol did he just say "soft inside"

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#5. Jade

Now Jade is the type of valuable person whom you can find once every several decades, or so i personally think. Some people may hold different opinions on her, but to me, a friend does not get any better than her. She's one of the only two females i take music suggestions from(the other one being Minus). She has a great taste in entertainment media in general. She is extremely smart and sharp, but is always so simple and frank. Is a hardworking ace student and athlete. All that with model level looks and the most posh accent you can find. But despite everything, what i find really admirable about her, is her dignified and understanding nature, honesty, confidence, self-awareness and strong and unyielding personality, that let's her not to escape, but accept her problems and deal with them.

Naturally, you see, the amount of crush msgs she received despite being inactive on the internet for quite the long time.

“she's nice to me and sometimes gets my jokes has almost same taste in music as mine and i must share my irl cuz she did as well” -Anonymous

“I love how she pops in from time to time. It’s reminiscent of my dad. He often left me and my family and kept popping back into our lives when he felt like it. Since I was about 13, I’ve had these strange daddy issues which made me crave someone who could fill the hole he left. Jade is that person.” –Anonymous

“guess I won't be talking to you any time soon seeing how important your tests in the next 2 weeks are. Hope you are doing great, study hard and ace em. and I like your laugh whenever I mention that tbh. Your voice is just oof. unless you want some loli ass weebish jailbait voice.” –Anonymous

“the time we spend together were the best moments of my life. I still remember those and sometimes it makes me teary yet i hope that where ever u r will b happy and in great health and it was nice meeting u and thank you for making my life wonderful for a short amount of time" –Anonymous

“How are you these days? It's been quite a vile since I last saw you. I looked everywhere but only found traces of you. It's not enough. I really want to see you again, talk to you again, be depressed together. Not seeing you also makes me worry about you, I pray to God that you didn't do anything foolish but life is just a wild ride and you never know what might happen next. Therefore, I need to confess something before it's too late. Jade, I really like you, and I want you to be with me” –Anonymous

“Bish, first of all, I fcking regret dis damn letter I made for you I don't even know what to say in the first place except to kill yourself everyday, cus that's what I think the BEST thing you'll ever do. Idk why you'd suddenly dead after passsing by on my discord saying "-Dieded 2017" last july I think, we even had a couple of messages only about to die, bully, bish, kys, gay ranting each other, cus that's what we both like, people may think there's something fishy in us, but that ain't true, cus I only recognise you for a bully grill, I know and you know as well I am happy when you're sad, and that's even better for you cus you're a tsun, people might say anything about us, but trust me, you'll always be that bish and a bully fag I know. 

I appreciate your existence, and even thanking you for your shit effort, talking at me when I'm lonely, you're like one of those only FEW people slid on my dm when I'm in dark side, dieded in these last few months saying that you did not care at all but to kms, I really enjoyed talking at you whenever you talk about suicide and ways how to end up your life (I even give you some tips to , even though you keep bullying my poor heart. 

I keep saying this cus idk what to say more than dis, you know I love it when you're in pain, agony and cutting yourself often, that's how I interpret Love, and I like it when you hate and curse me even more cus that's life i could live for.

Again thank you for being that bully faggot bish I know, and anyways fuck you shad for asking me to write anything for her, she fcking don't deserve this long written message tbh bc she's sucks, and you nigger better be happy cus I put an A effort for this shit, I only make this cus I think you two are my gay friends, although idk what did I said that. . 

bish, for the last time, You suck at life, I wish you cut/kys, I am even begging you'll do, Cus you don't have friends to begin with, like me. If you know who you are I am adressing here, then for sure you know who I am. You better go tf back here, cus I have more tips to share about killing yourself in easy ways” –Just In Love

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#4. Nishi

Now Nishi is someone whom i have knows for a very long time, since she joined disqus actually, but never got to know her all that well despite being in constant touch with her. The point here is that Nishi, as social and friendly as she might be, is actually a very closed person who is picky when it comes to making friends and opening up. An open book, that is written in code language, if i may put it that way. 

This however, didnt stop countless guys to constantly hit on her and confess to her, as it's prominent here too, her being in our top 5 candidates. Nishi has a certain charisma of attracting people for no reason at all. That is, not to say that there's no reason to like her. She's quite nice(as long as you dont bother her too much), smart, occasionally humorous, makes great threads and overall quite friendly and very very likeable.

“Okay, so whenever i start doing something the thoughts about you always distract me. I always ask myself "how in the world is this beautiful and wonderful creature like you" even alive in this cruel and sad world. Every time i look at your cute and shinning face, i feel like i have fallen in love with you even more. I even had a dream about you last night, where you appeared as a white knight shinning like moon and took me to the moon. If i ever get a wish to ask for anything, i'd really wish for you to be with me because you are my EVERYTHING.Honestly, I don't know what would i do if i ever lost your precious smile. I mean....that's the only thing that's keeping me alive. I always waited for a person that would make my heart go online, but i guess i should stop waiting because that person has finally arrived” –A 100% anonymous dude

“The first user I've had a crush on. She was funny, flirty and loveable. I still remember how I used to think she was a guy. Old times. It's sad, I don't see her anymore. i truly enjoyed having convos with her. Wish she would be active again. I will slide into your dms soon nishi >////<” –Anonymous

“ever since I first saw her around disqus, I saw something in her that just made me adore her. I’m not one for saying weird things usually, but I would most certainly lick her feet.” –Anonymous fetishist

“Well I dun exactly have a crush on you e.e Its just that I feel like I deserve to have a friend like you.I never tried to talk to you out of the fear I might fuck things up.So yeah I guess we could..you know..sit down..in dms...have fake coffee...chat and get to know eachother lol xd” –Anonymous

“A very once I heard your voice. I know that you are the kind of a one. A unique woman I ever knowned in social media. Godly voice + UnNatural Kindness and humbleness = Shiny (Nishi)” –Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess

“Nishi. There's something about you that I've never felt from a girl before. Ever since I met you I was instantly attracted to your friendly aura. You've always been so nice and kind to me. I don't know if you know who I am, but I can tell you that I'm a girl. I love you >-< Lots of love >-<” -Anonymous

“This one’s dedicated to all your shit 

Driving me crazy like a pilot in the cockpit. 

Thought something would happen but it was just another setback,

Turns out this “nice girls” just another megalomaniac. 

Looking optimistic dressed up nice for the occasion, 

Turns out it was just a partial differential equation.

You were into a different kind of loggerhead,

Namely being my best friend instead. 

But I think we actually both won from this deal. 

Turns out your sister has a better sex appeal.” -Anonymously rejected guy

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And this brings us to our top three~

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#3. Yuki

Yuki....hmm

First thing that comes to mind when i think about Yuki, is the intense unbearable cringe that comes from the traumatic nicknames and emojis she use.

But truth is, she is just genuinely one of the sweetest and most caring person there is. She sent me the pdf of a book that i expressed interesting in reading ONCE 4 months ago but couldnt find, and she sent it to me the moment she got a hold of it. Someone who dislikes such a person can not be called human.

Ah yeah did i mention that she's highly educated and extremely smart?

“she's innocent and gets most of my jokes which is nice and she's asian so that helps make my list more diverse racially” –Anonymous

“youre gay lol” –Anonymous Tsun

“I’ve known you for a long time, and I've told you before about this. but I guess I still like you, not that I will do anything about it like I tolld you before.”- Anonymous

“anything I say would be a cue to my identity. Even if I stay silent, that's also a cue. You might even know who I am already but. Stay dead so you won't see this” –Pot calling kettle black

“You makes me curious too. You are cute and you are interesting. You are mother and I like incest :))” – Anonymous

“Hi ate, we've been part our ways but our memory of funs and hangs are still in my mind and will not be forgotten. You are the first one who see me as me.” –Anonymous

“you make me smile like a sun You're such a lovely being. Your positivity is quite admiring. Hope you find the right man of your life.” –Anonymous

“Bit of a weirdo tbh, I mean she replies to her self and has that emoticon thing going for her ' v ')/( ' u ' but she's still worth mentioning since I follow her, she's pretty chill as you'll know if you've talked with her, funny, kind of a troll and part of the kybe senpai army. she's also over 18!!YEA!!BOI!!GET!!SOME!!GIME!!SUM!!FUC!!PLS!!” -Anonymous

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#2. Nao

If i were to describe Nao with one word, it'd be "Unique".

This lady is unique in every possible way. And believe me, i am not exaggerating the tiniest bit when i say that, after knowing her for about 2.5 years, i can claim that there's not a single bit of "common"ness in her. All in a good way ofc, even if some people may not agree. But hey, you mistake me for someone who gives a shit. 

Nao is well know for being very skilled in constructive arguments, being knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, having interesting perspective about everything, very curious and observing. She's extremely trustworthy, caring and kind to the people close to her and sweet to people in general. Along with her supermodel level beauty and a dreamy, angelic voice(that may or may not sound quite evil at times) and her fun loving, jumpy cutesy nature, it's no wonder at all that she's our first runner up.

“nao is weird, fun and is nice to everyone. Hard not to like her. She doesn't like dogs which is depressing” –Anonymous

“i have a very VERY strong crush on her voice because no matter in whatever mood i am her voice is like a melody to my ears...at the same time even her heart is like a beautiful harmony” –Anonymous

“Okay, so i have this serious issue that i can't stop thinking about you. I mean ofc.....anyone will have the same issue as me when they see a beautiful and wonderful creature just like you. If i ever get the chance to meet a GOD, trust me you're at the top of my wish list. I have so many things to say, but I keep getting distracted thinking about your lips and your cute eyes. They are like sun to me. They are the reason why i am still revolving like earth around you. Even a friend of mine won't stop talking about how cute you are. Every time i am with you, my heart starts to beat faster. My stomach feels light and i get so nervous but your smile also make it worthwhile to be alive. Actually, i have stopped liking you for a long time now....because what i do now is LOVE you. If i ever get my hands on something that makes you laugh TRUST ME, i'd do the same thing forever and ever just so you won't ever feel sad and will smile.” –Romantically Anonymous, Nao’s gonna lock her doors and windows from now on.

"I think nao is smart and is very fun to talk to when i have time.

Im bad at this

Uhh

The way she talks just keeps me entertained. I find it very cute" –Anonymous

“One of the very few people i consider an actual friend that i met on the internet i like talking to her alot very kind and sweet and i enjoy late night voice chats keeps me busy at night when i can't sleep i hope our friendship continues” –Anonymous

“Nao,is definetely the most innocent and charming person I have ever met,being smooth and nice at the same time giving a lovely mysterious vibe which nobody sadly can't explain,Nao I love chu” –Anonymous luvah~

“she was my crush but not any more yet i still get drawn to her as who she really is simply no words” –Anonymous

“you're like chitanda and very very curious o,o I still feel bad about what had happened. Really sorry about it cause I didn't know that it's insulting and hurting. Still like you and will never stop doing so” –Anonymous

“Nao is like the older sister you never had. She's always bubbly and warm to just about everyone. She likes her deep conversations on various topics and often enjoys joking around as well. The one thing that's very clear about Nao is that she is a caring person, but even she has her limits.So anyone who gets to know her is a lucky person.” -Anonymous

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The grand winner we've all been waiting for, is none other than

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#1. Ms. Unknown

Lol duh did you really expect it to be anyone else? pfff

Unknown here, is quite literally the one worthy of the number one spot in our crush contest, while some contradicting factors may be present, it makes perfect.

Unknow is one of the veteran users here, known by people far and wide in the anime community. Extremely popular amongst both males and females, makes great threads and semi-great comments, upvotes everyone, helps everyone, is funny, is savage and is VERY VERY STRONG in character. Too strong really, she made her feminism thing a fkin meme. She is also very mysterious and 99.9999% apathetic to romance.

Now this makes perfect sense, along with all those, her mysteriousness and her unavailability, just makes people want her more, like the ripest fruit at the highest branch of the tree. 

Also there's a good chance that our community males lowkey wants to be controlled by their woman instead, hence the massive attraction to this 5'11" hunk of feminism goddam. 

“I have always been fascinated by your mysterious aroma. It pulled me towards you. I can't deny the fact that I wanted to know more about you, talk more to you, have you notice me kyaaa >///< if you're reading this then don't let my feelings go to waste, atleast respond to me, talk to me, let me know your interests, your feelings. I just wanna tell you that I had a crush on you and that I still do.” –Anonymous

“You make my dick hard, mind blank and my stomach get butterflies. I wish you were never born cause I hate butterflies” –Anonymous tsundere

“the way she carries herself as a strong independent woman makes me think she smells nice” –What even…

“Whenever i join a thread, i always look for you , your presence fills me me with hope and strength, you're my remedy against depression. You are my goal i wish to reach” –Anonymous admirer

“Your style makes me want to fall in love with you, you make me curious so much that I just want to know more about you and only you. Your rekts are beautiful, your rejections are beautiful. You are taller than me but thats ok e.e Our taste are usually different but I am glad we somewhat have same taste in songs <3 about="" and="" i="" if="" is="" know="" like="" more="" mysteriousness="" possible="" really="" span="" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; border: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" that="" to="" want="" you.="" your=""> –Makes sense tbh

“You can be a bitch to me and tbh I dont really like you but its so weird that the amount of hate I have for you makes me desire you. So bitch dun feel too special. Anger is our natural self defence against pain.So when I say I hate you, It really means you hurt me." – Anonymous

“I don't really have a crush on her but she's a good friend and a great bully, she always ships people with someone and I'm glad she shipped me with the right one, I wonder what could've happened if she didn't. Anyways thank you Misshee” –Anonymous

“unknown was a queen when she joined disqus ngl she was cringy asf yet we all had fun somehow and as we spend time together and got close she became my queen as well” –Anonymous

“The first time I saw you I knew you were the one of the few decent female users in this community , when you upvote everything after the thread dies it gives me a boner I only wish that you would let me suck on you but you always turn it down brutally” -Anonymous

“Missy you help people when they when need it and always speak your mind when you want to, cutting through tension is normal for you, while giving giving people advice is second nature. I admire the way you inpsire people to broaden and expand their views while staying humble.” –Anonymous

“She tries to be a bit of a closed off type who doesn't like talking about herself or leaves others guessing what's the truth or not. But, even though it seems like she's cold-hearted she has a very let's say playful side and unknowingly to others keeps track of more then you would suspect. She loves to ship just about anyone but hates being shipped herself. Also, don't ask her to mke you anything for it will be your last meal. In the end, she is and always will be a mystery to us all but always enjoyed our conversations despite us having drifted apart.” –Anonymous

“I feel obliged to add you here, you may not be best waifu, I mean you're kinda scary but you're my best female friend on here, I don't really talk to her as much as I did when I first met her but I still consider her coolest female peep, I admire her rep that she got within in the amount of time she's been on but I mostly admire her persona, never tried hard, always done what she can for whatever community she's in, prolly one of the most OP users here, good threader. Ever since Dante's story thread I imagine her with a harem of every disqus female feminazi user taking over the world.” -Anonymous

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believe me, no one is happier than me, that this nightmarishly long list is finally over. ugh, jesus fucking christ why did i even.......is anyone gonna read this? it's not even about tl;dr anymore, is this humanly possible to finish a thread like that?

I do not know. Well, let's end this with some facts~

#1. Guys are bitches and dishonest. Apparently this thread taught me that in normal cases, most guys would just stay silent about their actual crush, and mention the side crushes instead, unless they are pushed like i pushed them smh.

#2. Thus, if you didnt make it, or think you dont deserve the result, dont worry. You probably would've received more if your man wasnt a lil shit, or if you man was asked at all.

#3. This whole list contains 51 girls(okay fine, 49 girls), and 130+ msgs from nearly 60 guys.

Lastly, i want to say special thanks to the following people who immensely helped me with my collection,-

# Kvothe

# Fallen Angel

# Nishi

# Raven

# SM

# Dalzii

# Nao

And special curses to the following people who didnt contribute shit despite 2 days of constant asking,-

# Coffey

# Mad Scientist.

That would be all. Do whatever you want in the thread. it's gonna be up for a while so a certain topic isn't necessary.

Peace. Never doing this shit again~