School of DBM~ (By Nishi)

Hi guys, Nishi here! I thought that just for fun that I would make a story thread as I haven’t made one in a long while. Ofc this is going to be cringe and badly written, and I should end myself for even considering making this, but it was fun to write. So, no regret! For the tl;dr users, you should read this because there is a 75% chance that you may be in this. (Don’t ask how I came up with the statistic). If you’re not in this it is either because, already too many users, I don’t have enough info on you and/or I simply forgot about you. >.0

Enjoy!~ ♡

Hi there, my name is Ivory Rose and last week I just moved from BDYEA to DBM. I’m so nervous today as today I will be transferring to the school of DBM, in the middle of the year. New places and new faces makes my anxiety kick in. I just hope that I fit in.

As I was tucking my shirt in I heard my dad Mob call me from downstairs. ‘Ivory honey, are you done getting dressed? You’ll be late if we don’t set off now!’

‘Okay, coming dad! Just a sec!’ I shouted back.

~

As my dad parks his car outside the school gate I get out and look around my surrounding. There were all kind of students here.

‘Ivory, I’ll be heading off to work now. I’ll come back later to pick you up, okay? All the very best to your first day in DBM! ♡’ Says my dad enthusiastically.

Ayee, thanks daddy!’ I reply.

As I’m walking towards the entrance I could feel eyes staring at me. My legs started shaking, my palms were getting sweaty and my heart beat started to pick up. Come on Ivory, there’s no need to feel so nervous, it’ll be all fine. You’re just paranoid.

‘Yes, everything will be all alright.’ I said to myself quietly.

~

‘Hey, Fallen babes let’s go and watch a movie tonight!’ Shouts a girl with big boobs.

‘No Dazzy, not today. Maybe next week, there’s a football match tonight.’ Says Fallen.

Oh, those two sitting on the benches outside over there must be a couple. Aww, that’s so cute >~<. As I continued to stare at the couple the girl called Dazzy looked up and smiled at me as she made her way to me.

‘Hey, I’m Dazzy and your figure looks so sexy in that shirt babes! I’ve never seen you around. I’m guessing you’re new. Come with me, I’ll show you to the reception.’ Says a cheerful Dazzy.

‘Oh, eh thanks! Yes, I’m new here, it’s my first day. I’m Ivory by the way.’ I say hesitantly as I follow her to the reception.

‘Ooh, that’s a hot name. Anyway, here’s the reception. See you around! My loves waiting for me.’ Says Dazzy as she bounces back outside. Woah, they’re massive…

~

Once I got my timetable sorted at the reception I was told to wait a bit until a student around my age came to pick me up.

‘You must be Ivory. My name is Psi and I’m a student ambassador in this school as you can see from the badge I’m wearing. Another student ambassador you may see around is Horny Chan. Anyway, I’ve been told to come and give our new student a tour of DBM.’ Explains Psi.

As Psi explains to me the rules of DBM, I nod to whatever she is saying. Honestly, that week without needing to step out of the house was heaven. My social anxiety was getting the better of me. We walked through the long corridor and turned left into my new English class.

‘Good morning Mr Dev! I’m just giving our new student Ivory here a tour of the school. I hope I’m not disrupting your class.’ Says Psi to Mr Dev.

‘Oh, no no! You’re not disturbing my class at all. I’m still waiting for half of the students to arrive; also nice to meet you Ivory. I’m sure it’ll be a pleasure to have you in my classroom soon!’ Says Mr Dev happily.

‘No, the pleasure is all mine Mr Dev. Nice to meet you too!’ I say smiling.

As I look around the classroom I can see three girls chatting amongst each other. From their appearance, it looks like I should not mess with them. They didn’t have their shirts tucked in, their tie was loose, they wore a bold lip and instead of wearing their blazer they had on biker jackets. Hmm, they must be in some girl’s gang. On the other side of the classroom there were three boys who were throwing paper balls at each other, telling each other their best ‘your mama’ jokes and laughing around. I assume they must be part of the class clowns.

The tall tanned boy in the group looks up at me, smiles, gets up, walks past me and whispers in my ears ‘How big is your…dick.’ Then he starts to laugh along with his friends. ‘Ahaha, guys that is how you do a dare and make yourself look like a dickhead!’ He shouts.

‘Language Tiger!’ Says Mr Dev.

‘Ahaha, sorry Mr Dev’. Tiger replies, still trying to supress his laughter.

‘Anyway, those girls you see there are called Cuntish, Unknown and Jade. Cuntish is silent most of the time, but if you insult her she is quick to snap. Jade can seem rude at times, but she doesn’t mean most of the things she says. The same can be said for Unknown and she is quite known, especially around the girls. Those boys over there are called Dalzii, Gori and Tiger. Let’s just say they’re a joyful bunch to have in the classroom.’ Explains Psi.

‘Oh, I see. Quite the unique names they have though. As a student ambassador you also seem to know the students quite well.’ I say.

‘Yeah, everyone here in DBM have unique names that outsiders have never heard of. But that is quite normal here. Well I do like to lurk in the shadows and observe what everyone is doing, but today is a special day as I get the opportunity to give you a tour. So, shall we proceed?’ Says Psi.

~

As we continue to walk down the corridors Psi stops by a door and on the door, it says ‘Principal’ in big, bold, black letters. Psi starts to explain that this is where you can find the principal of the school, Mr Hen; also she told me that they have a deputy principal called Mr Shaderu and that he can be quite harsh with his punishments if rules are broken.

We then stopped by the library. I got introduced to the librarian Mrs Fatcat who was also the principal’s wife. Mrs Fatcat was complaining about how she thinks she looks large in her dress and how she has twelves books she wants to complete reading within a week, but not enough time. On one of the tables were four students doings their stuffs.

Psi introduced me to Haru, Kurai, Monty and Nomu.

‘Um, hello. What are you guys reading?’ I hesitantly say.

‘I’m reading a manga called ‘Kingdom’ whilst drinking a bottle of water. It’s so good, I recommend you check it out; also water is good too. Very hydrating I must say’. Says Monty.

‘I’m reading a book about how this guy commits suicide, except he faked it in the end and eloped with his one true love Haruka.’ Exclaims Kurai.

‘I’m reading my all-time favourite manga called ‘Shin Angyo Onshi’. Monty recommended it. If you ever need a manga recommendation, Monty is the man to go to. >~<’ Says Haru.

‘Oh, I’m not reading any books. I’m just practising for the Spelling Bee test I got tomorrow. Having good English is vital if you want to pass your education.’ States Nomu.

~

After visiting a few more classrooms it was finally break time. As I needed to pee badly Psi showed me to the lady’s restroom before going to the canteen to get herself some strawberry milkshake. There were already two girls in there fixing their makeup.

‘Hey Yuki, how does my hair look? Too messy?’ Asked the blonde girl.

‘It looks perfect Nao chan!’ Says Yuki.

‘Ayee, thanks Yuki. Let’s go to the canteen. I want a bagel.’ Says Nao hungrily.

As the two girls left I entered one of the cubicles. As I was just about to pee and relieve myself I heard muttering from the cubicle next door. It sounded like there was two people in there. I could vaguely hear a girl say something like ‘they left, let’s do it’. My mind was racing with all kind of ideas. Were they going to smoke weed here? Vandalise the bathroom stalls? Flood the toilets with toilet paper? I didn’t know whether to get up and tell a teacher…

‘Alrighty, take off your pants Shizuka. I’m going to eat you and stick my shiny, purple dildo right up in you and I won’t be gentle, just saying.’ Says one of the girls.

Wait what…

After some shuffling around and smooching I heard some moaning and they were getting louder every ticking second. I should really get out of here.

‘AH, AAAAH Missy! Please be gentle and gimme a kiss…Uuuh Unknown, you’re making me all wet already.’ Demands a horny Shizuka.

I was frozen on the toilet seat, butt naked. I wanted to get out of this uncomfortable situation, but I’m afraid that if I make any noises they may spot me and I think Unknown was that scary looking girl I was introduced to at the start. After another 10 minutes the moaning died down and the giggling girls unlocked the cubicle and exited out of the restroom.

Finally, I could pee in peace.

~

I recall Psi telling me that once I’m done with my business that I should walk straight and take two left turns into my art class, but somehow I managed to get lost. As I continued to walk through the endless corridors I came across the nurse’s office. Maybe I can ask one of the nurses for directions. The door was ajar and I could hear talking. Oh, good the nurse has company. Maybe I should wait out here for a bit until the nurse is free. As I was 

waiting out, I could hear someone inside constantly farting very LOUDLY.

‘Kyuta, are you on any medications? Has your diet routine changed? The amount of times you fart is very abnormal and it is troublesome to the whole class.’ Said a nurse in concern.

‘No nurse Melo. I’m not on any medications right now. I tried all kinds from diarrhoea pills to non-stink pills, but nothing is working and nope my diet has not changed at all. I still eat a healthy, balanced meal three times a day.’ Explains Kyuta.

‘Ah, I see. Maybe this is an exception for you as nothing can cure this issue…Oh, is someone out there? You can come in.’ Says the nurse Melo.

Oh, crap. I’ve been spotted. As I entered the room, I was overwhelmed with the gassy smell of eggs. I couldn’t help but cough a few times. How can the nurse survive in this room? Oh, I see. The nurse is wearing a face mask. Lucky her.

‘Um, I’m sorry to intrude, but I’m new here and I’m kind of lost. So, I was hoping to find some directional help.’ I say politely.

~

Once, I was given some new directions I was on my way to art class. As I was making my way past the reception I saw an Indian looking man having a discussion with the receptionist in a hyper active manner.

‘Fa real tho! I can’t believe my baby Cunti forgot her lunch again. As her father, I worry that she’s flirting too much with her boyfriend Dalzii instead of taking care of her health. Fa real, it’s hard being a single parent \O^O/’. Says the man.

‘I understand Mr Arun, but can you please sign the visitor’s log? I will then be able to get someone to send Cuntish’s lunch to her.’ Says the receptionist.

~

At last, I arrived to art class. I apologised to my art teacher Shu for why I was late, but he was pretty chill about it. I was told to work in a group with some students called Galaxy, Asuna and Jello. I was pretty silent as I listened to them chatter amongst themselves.

‘Can you believe the twins Russo and Randomclitgirl transferred from DBM to a school called Discord just a couple of days ago? Well, I’m pretty sad I don’t get to insult Random anymore.’ Says a pissed off Asuna.

‘Ayee, it was pretty random. Uwu’ States Galaxy.

‘Without Russo around I’m going be losing some marks on that essay that we were supposed to be working on together. Btw, you’re Ivory right? I was told by Mr Dev to give you this homework on lateral thinking as we share the same class. It’s due in two days.’ Says Jello.

‘Oh, thank you Jello. :)’ I say. Just great, homework on the first day.

~

After art class ended, the group I was with invited me to walk to the next class with them, but I did not share the same classes with any of them. Although, they were helpful enough to give me directions. As I was walking to P.E class I accidently bumped shoulders with someone with a pepe-like face and we both fell on the floor. I quickly apologised and started to quickly help pick up his papers. One of the title pages in big, bold letters read ‘Dalzii, Volume II’. If I remember correctly that was the name of one of the guys in my English class.

The Pepe-face guy must’ve seen me staring at his title page as he says, ‘I hate that guy Dalzii. The principal is considering making him the next student ambassador instead of me when I have protentional. Maybe Mr Hen didn’t pick me because I come out as being cancerous. At times like this you need yourself a Jello to rape’.

‘Oh, eh I see. Well here are your papers and once again I’m sorry.’ I say as I continue to walk to the changing rooms.

On my way, I hear someone calling out to me. ‘Hi, my name is Crow. I’m sexist af but that is irrelevant. I was wondering if I could talk about you in the school newspapers, you’re new right? I’m a student news reporter and I could get you known if I talk about you. Here, have a DBM newspaper.’

‘No, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to refuse, but thanks for the newspaper!’ I say a bit creeped out.

This is just amazing. I’m already 10 minutes late to P.E class.

~

Once I made it to the girl’s changing room it was completely vacant. I guess everyone is already in the sports hall. Well I best hurry up. As I was changing into my sports gear I heard footsteps behind me.

‘Kyaa! A girl in her undies! O./././.O’ Screams a shirtless idiot as he tries to look away.

‘Oh my god!’ I scream.

Before I knew it, I threw Crow’s newspaper at him and landed a punch to his upper jaw. With a thump, he lands on his butt and starts apologising, whilst trying to shield his face from anymore of my punches. I’ve been told by others that my punches hurt a lot. Hehe, he deserves it.

‘I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to intrude. I honestly didn’t. But you do know that this is the boy’s changing room, right? The girl’s changing room is on the other side.’ He inquires.

No freaking way. It seems like I’m the idiot here. Way to go Ivory, you just had to embarrass yourself on your first day! I was left shooked. I couldn’t get a single word out as I just stared down at him with my mouth wide open.

‘I’m guessing you didn’t know. It’s fine, don’t worry about punching me. S-since you’re half naked already you might as well continue getting dressed. I’ll guard the door’. He says quickly before walking up to the door.

~

After I was done getting dressed I apologised constantly, because it was technically my fault for being imprudent. We even traded names and he showed me to the sports hall. Baka seems like a nice guy, but I still think he is a pervert for getting flushed. Ugh, all boys are simple-minded either way.

I met with my new P.E. teacher Mr Jimmy. He had such a bright and bubbly personality and he was telling me about how happy he is to have another student in his class. I really did feel welcomed and as a bonus it helped me to forget about the embarrassing situation I encountered before. During basketball I couldn’t help but ogle at one of the hot guy in my class. He had really nice abs and a chiselled jaw.

BANG!

Before I knew it, I was on the floor clutching my head.

‘Ah, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean for the ball to head your way. Seems like you were day dreaming, aye.’ The guy says apologising as he extends a hand out for me to grab. ‘I’m Kenru by the way’.

I grab his hand and he pulls me up. ‘No, it’s my fault. I’m Ivory.’ I say.

‘Ahahaha, daydreaming? She was obviously getting turned on by bread-cutter. Ah, it’s not uncommon for girls to get a crush on that hot hunk. Ahaha, I’m laughing so hard that I could pee any second now. I’m Share by the way.’

‘Hey, Share! Kenru! Come and help defend!’ Shout a tall guy.

‘Alright coming Elya! Pay attention to the game Ivory. Let’s go Kenru.’ Says Share bouncing off with Kenru on her tail.

~

When the game ended, it was finally time for lunch. I brought a pack lunch with me, but it still seems like I haven’t made a single friend to hang out with and I rather not eat like a loner in the canteen. Maybe I can quickly eat my sandwich in the janitor’s closet and then hang out in the library until lunch ends.

As I made my way to the janitor’s closet I slowly opened the door to find two people eating each other’s faces. All three of us looked at each other with wide eyes…

‘So, uh wanna join in and have a threesome?’ Says Dalzii.

‘Wtf, Dalzii! Stop saying things like that. Oh my god, where is my shirt? Help me find it and let’s get out of here Dalzii; also keep your mouth shut newb and don’t tell anyone about us, okay?’ Says Cuntish whilst glaring at me.

‘Ay-aye, got it! Don’t stop, carry on. I’ll be leaving!’ I say panicking whilst closing the door and walking the other way.

As I increase my pace, I look down to hide my red face. Uhh, how awkward can today be. Not looking where I am going, I bump into someone small, making her drop her papers everywhere.

‘Oi, Fool. Are you okay?’ Says a guy.

‘Ah, yeah I’m fine Kuma. Just help me pick up my art works please? And you, watch where you’re going next time.’ Says Fool.

‘I’m terribly sorry, I’m very clumsy. This is the second time I’ve done this…’ I say to her bowing my head, whilst saying the last part quietly to myself.

~

I enter the library and start to browse the books available. I can survive without lunch today I suppose. As I keep on searching I hear chattering behind me.

‘Miss Raven, would it be fine if I use this book to research legends from Russia? I want to base my assignment on legends from around the world, but I want to start off with Russia.’ Says a male student.

‘Of course you can Faptain, anything you’d like! Please share your ideas with your assignment partner Eva tho; also aren’t you going to have lunch?’ Asks Miss Raven.

‘Thanks Miss. It’s alright, I had a cornflake bar. e.e)b’ Replies Faptain.

~

Ah, finally break is nearly over. Time for Food technology. As I was making my way across the school courtyard I could see someone in the shadow smoking some weed. I don’t know why, but I felt the need to go up to him and tell him to hide himself better as it would be painfully easy for him to be caught by one of the teachers.

‘Um, excuse me? If you’re trying to have a smoke without being caught, then maybe you should hide in the shadow better. I can see you from the other side of the courtyard. e.e’ I say.

‘Woah! You scared me coming up behind me like that. Ah shit, really? Thanks fo-‘

DRING! DRING!

Before he could finish his sentence the school bell interrupted him. ‘Ah, time for Weed to get to Food Technology. I’m feeling a little high tho. Well ciao!’ He says.

‘Oh, wait up! I’m in Food Technology too. Um shall we walk together?’ I say.

‘Aye, sure thing.’ He replies.

~

When we got to Food Technology, everyone was putting on aprons and setting up their work area. Weed bounced off to one of his mates. I saw two teachers at the front of the classroom chatting amongst each other. As I went up to them they made eye contact with me and smiled.

‘Hi there, you must me Ivory. My name is Mr Ronny, but you can call me Ron for short. I will be your Food Technology teacher this year and I’m glad to have you on board. This here is Miss Nishi. :D’ Said Mr Ronny.

‘Hey there Ivory! From my register list I got given today it seems like I’ll be your homeroom and Health & Social care teacher. I can teach you all about drugs, hehe. Nice to meet you!’ Said Miss Nishi.

‘Um eh, nice to meet you too Mr Ronny and Miss Nishi.’ I say.

‘By the way Ronbon-kun. Your class today is making macaroons, right? Do share some with me! >~<’ Exclaimed Miss Nishi to Mr Ronny.

‘Oh, Miss Nishi. If you keep eating you’ll get fat, you fatty and stop call me Ronbon T.T.’ Says Mr Ronny.

I hear someone clearing their throat behind me. Woah, that made me jump. ‘What am I hearing here? Miss Nishi is not fat Mr Ronny. She is thicc. Anyway, I’ll be in a meeting with Mr Hen and Mr Dunno. Hope to see you two in the meeting taking place afterschool.’ Says the male teacher behind me.

‘Roger that Mr Shaderu.’ Says Mr Ronny and Miss Nishi in unison.

After Mr Shaderu and Miss Nishi left, Mr Ronny started his lesson. Today we are going to make macaroons. We got a quick demonstration and then it was up to us to get in groups and get cracking. Since I had no one I knew, I was put into a group with two students called Manslakker and SP. It was quite a pain to work with those two. Instead of doing the task set they would gossip like girls, about the females they were into, i.e. Cuntish and Miss Nishi; also tonight’s football match was on their mind too.

I guess it’s up to me to get cracking myself…

~

When the last bell finally rung, I breathed a sigh of relief. Time to get home, take a shower, get into my pyjamas and stay in bed for the rest of the day. The school life was just not for me. As I was descending the stairs to the entrance there were two students who seemed to be playing with water pistols. Just great, they were blocking my entrance to freedom. After waiting for a few minutes for them to budge, it didn’t seem like it’ll be happening anytime soon. So, I tried squeezing past but instead it seemed like I got squirted in the face with water.

‘Ahaha, I apologise. I was trying to aim for Inter.’ Said one of the student apologising.

‘Vile, you fool! How dare you make a girl wet. I’ll bomb your ass back to where you came from. DX.’ Says Inters.

Before I could tell them it’s fine, they both run off in the other direction laughing with each other. I spot my dad’s car and walk up there, trying to not show that I was mildly annoyed with how today turned out.

‘Oh, hey honey. How was your first day at DBM; also why on earth are you wet?’ Asks my dad.

Ignoring the wet statement, I reply, ‘Today was weird, very weird. DBM is full of a bunch of weirdos and some students were quite rude, whilst some were sweet. It seems to be pretty cancerous too. I guess it’ll just take some time getting used to…’

~

THE END.

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Well folks, if you have read it all I hope this was an enjoyable read. Demn, I’ve written over 4k worth of words, but tbh it only feels like I’ve written 200 words. Anyway, for those who read it all I appreciate that you spent the time to do so and I would be further grateful if you left me a review down below. Criticise this all you want. >~<

Remember this was all just for fun. So, don’t take any of this seriously. >.0